Super Mario Rescues the Princess - Seth MacFarlane Version
Posted: September 12th, 2008, 12:14 am
Seth MacFarlane, creator of the Family Guy series, recently made a Super Mario Bros. segment and released it on YouTube. It's pretty hilarious; basically, a "what if the Princess never kissed Mario" scenario. 
Check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGE34VAqYTk
Princess: "Ahh, I'm SO HAPPY!"
Mario: "Yes, yes, how bout a kiss?"
Princess: "What?"
Mario: "I say, how bout a kiss, yes?"
Princess: "What? Why would I do that?"
Mario: "What? Why would you-? I, ah, just saved your life."
Princess: "Yeah, but, I don't even know you."
Mario: "I RESCUED YOU!"
Princess: "Yeah, but you expect... what, what kind of samaritan are you? You rescued me so you could get with me?"
Mario: "<BEEP>! I'm not askin' you to have sex with me. All I want is a KISS! Do you know what I went through to get here?"
Check it out:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGE34VAqYTk
Princess: "Ahh, I'm SO HAPPY!"
Mario: "Yes, yes, how bout a kiss?"
Princess: "What?"
Mario: "I say, how bout a kiss, yes?"
Princess: "What? Why would I do that?"
Mario: "What? Why would you-? I, ah, just saved your life."
Princess: "Yeah, but, I don't even know you."
Mario: "I RESCUED YOU!"
Princess: "Yeah, but you expect... what, what kind of samaritan are you? You rescued me so you could get with me?"
Mario: "<BEEP>! I'm not askin' you to have sex with me. All I want is a KISS! Do you know what I went through to get here?"